I don’t have to introduce myself
because almost all of you possess me, cherish me, love me and hate me too. Hate
in the sense that every time you take 20 Selfies while changing your position
and mine too in each shot, you retain just one picture deleting all others, and
then cursing me for being imperfect most of the time. How rude!
If I were a Punjabi I would
respond like:
Dasso!
Apni Shakal vekh Ke Gall Kar! (Hey! Mind your looks before assess others)
And in Sindhi I would utter
a proverb:
Kaday
Munh Mariam Jo, Kaday Allah Yaar! (Two people one gracious and other ugly
cannot be compared)
Camera is an optical
instrument for recording images which may be stored locally, transmitted to
another location, or both. The images may be individual still photographs or
sequences of images constituting videos or movies. From early 4th
century BC till 19th century AD scientist remained berserk in
inventing, shaping and refining an instrument that would capture memory through
pictures.
Like human beings I also
come in various shapes and sizes; from large and cumbersome to tiny and
minuscule and from adorable to ordinary and ugly. But I feel far superior to
human beings when it comes to racism and slur allegations because my signature
color is black. Long back in 1960s and 1970s I was considered one of the most precious
belongings one could have and usually those who owned me beamed with pride. By
then I was still scarcely possessed by affluent people but was admired by all
across the board; everyone would like to hold me in their hands, stroke me with
their fingers, peep through the viewfinder and click the shutter button in
spite of knowing that I was nonfunctional without film reel and won’t take
pictures. That was the glorious era though in black and white mode and even not
sleek and smart but, nevertheless, I was in great demand.
George Eastman
pioneered manufacturing of modern day camera. His camera, which he called the
“Kodak” was first offered for sale in 1888. It was a very simple box
camera with a fixed-focus lens and single shutter speed, which along with
its relatively low price appealed to the average consumer. By the end of the
19th century Eastman had expanded his lineup to several models including both
box and folding cameras. Films also
made possible capture of motion (cinematography) establishing the movie
industry by end of 19th century.
I cannot forget those funny
times when on picnics, family gatherings, mehndi /marriage or other functions people
would prepare themselves long for the pictures to be taken (black & white)
and would wait with excitement and impatience for results. Much to their heartbreaking
disappointment the film reel sent for processing and development would reveal that
due to some light or other problems pictures weren’t exposed. You just can’t imagine
(if you are young) how much pain they would go through and the subsequent backlash
I had to receive from those disgruntled people. Those were the times when I was
used sparingly and on special events only. I could hardly take a few hundred
pictures in any typical year unlike now; 100s pictures a day.
The first digital camera,
which provided only 0.01 megapixels to capture images, was developed by Kodak
engineer Steven Sasson in 1975. The images were then read from the
cassette and viewed on a TV monitor. Later, cassette tapes were replaced by
flash memory. Gradually in the 2000s and 2010s, digital cameras became dominant
across consumer, television and movies.
With the state of the art
modern digital cameras and in the presence of expansive lenses I feel more
confident to give you a image you love the most; with little photoshop you can
hide all of your weak facial spots and bring the strong ones in forefront.
It is sheer love when a
professional photographer handles me with great care and affection, takes
closed range and sharp images of nature, landscapes, animals, crawling insects,
beautiful birds, flowers, dew on roses, rain drops on leaves, and most of all
babies, toddlers and children. Similarly it makes me feel proud when you
picture beautiful women and young girls. God has made them to be admired,
loved, cared and revered.
My age as an “independent
digital camera” remained short. The treacherous creature called human being
took no time in fitting me into a cell phone. Hence, making it possible for
almost everyone on the globe to use me, have fun with me, abuse me and even fetch
me to the lowest level of ethics and morality.
A Selfie is
a self-portrait casual
photograph, typically taken with a camera phone held in the hand or supported
by a selfie stick. Selfies are often shared on social networking sites such as
Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Most selfies are taken with a camera held at
arm's length or pointed at a mirror, rather than by using a self-timer.
This decade i.e. starting
from 2011 to 2020 can fairly be called as “Selfie Era”. With the advent of
camera phone and discovery of selfie-shots, I hardly have rest or peaceful
moments. Emanating from showbiz celebrities, selfies are getting more popular
in all walks of life be it sports, politics, education, workplaces or homes. Whether
it is office, dining hall, kitchen, living room, swimming pool, bathroom,
writing desk or a dressing table I remain active in making clicks incessantly.
Did I tell you that ever since I’ve been made an integral part of cell phone
what I hate the most is mirror? It’s the mirror that initiates an urge in the
cell phone user, usually a girl, to engage me for taking pictures of her
various postures including daring and bold shots often touching to seductive
thresholds. Let me share a secret with you but never reveal it to anyone; I
also turn on.
According to a study
performed by Nicola Bruno and Marco Bertamini, selfies by non-professional
photographers show a slight bias for showing the left cheek of the
selfie-taker. This is similar to what has been observed for portraits by
professional painters from many different historical periods and
styles indicating that the left cheek bias may be rooted in asymmetries of
brain lateralization that are well documented within cognitive neuroscience.
And what I despise the most
is when you use me against my will; picture gory images of crime, blood,
violence, murder, destruction, arson, bomb blasts and other manmade as well as
natural disasters. Equally is scornful when I’m put to take derogatory, abusive
and contemptuous porn pictures and videos.
I had never imagined that
this perfidious entity called human would use me into lavatories too. Gosh! I
mean what’s fun in taking snaps of your crooked facial expressions and oozing
eye balls while you press your intestines, squeeze and squat your lower body to
discharge …….!